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Jul 24,2017 1:56 pm by BreyerLover2222

ROFLOL!!!! :D :D :D

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Jul 22,2017 6:07 pm by Shaw505

Haha! :D

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Jul 22,2017 5:57 pm by BreyergirlZ

Hobbit (pip) *standing on 30 story rock
Pip IM UP ON THE ROCK!!IM KING OF THE ROCK
Gandalf how high are you?
Pip no Gandalf, it's : Hi. How are you?
Gandal f hobbits

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Jul 22,2017 5:56 pm by BreyergirlZ

Dad once upon a time
Boy what time was this once upon?
Dad it was once upon a time
Boy I know but what time was it once upon
Dad never mind. A long long time ago....
Boy how long ago?
Dad HILDA?HELP!!!
*wife come in*
Hilda WHAT!
Dad u tell him his bedtime story

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Jul 22,2017 3:27 pm by BreyergirlZ

Guy 1 is it yoyo ma or yo mama
Guy 2 yo mama? Come here he want to talk to yo!!!
Guy 1 nevermind

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Jul 16,2017 7:20 pm by BreyerLover2222


reply to: Shaw505
nevermind,... it's POINTLESS!!!! lol!

ROFLOL!!!! :D :D :D

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Jul 12,2017 8:28 pm by Ca Rockies

This is my last joke. A palomino paying for a bag of carrots at the supermarket checkout was short 25 cents. What did he ask the Appaloosa in line behind him.
can you spot me a quarter

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Jul 12,2017 8:26 pm by Ca Rockies

Name a fruit that is equally liked by English and Western riders.
canterlope

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Jul 12,2017 8:24 pm by Ca Rockies

What is a horse's favorite hair style?
a ponytail

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Jul 12,2017 8:23 pm by Ca Rockies

What is a horse's favorite sport?
stable tennis

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Jul 12,2017 8:22 pm by Ca Rockies

Name a horse that never comes out in the daytime.
Pegasus (the constellation)

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Jul 12,2017 8:20 pm by Ca Rockies

What did the groom say when he came to unclog the horse from the hot walker?
It's time to stop horsing around.

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Jul 12,2017 8:14 pm by Ca Rockies


reply to: Shaw505
So my mom was texting on her new touch-screen phone (not an iphone) and she said, "Shaw, what does 'IDK' mean? People text me it sometimes." I was like, "I don't know." Then she was all, "I know! Nobody knows! That's the same thing everyone else says to me when I ask them!" (slaps forhead)


I didn't know what to name my pig for 4-H this year so I named her IDK.

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Jul 12,2017 8:07 pm by Shaw505

ok. :^\

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Jul 12,2017 8:06 pm by Popperz

LOL! That's hillarious! Gotta go now though. :( :( :(

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Jul 12,2017 8:05 pm by Shaw505

So my mom was texting on her new touch-screen phone (not an iphone) and she said, "Shaw, what does 'IDK' mean? People text me it sometimes." I was like, "I don't know." Then she was all, "I know! Nobody knows! That's the same thing everyone else says to me when I ask them!" (slaps forhead)

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Jul 12,2017 8:02 pm by Shaw505

YASSS! People do that all the time! But so do i. :|

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Jul 12,2017 8:01 pm by Popperz

Don't you hate it when people come to your house and are like, "Do you have a bathroom?" I'm then like, "No, we use our neighbor's"

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Jul 12,2017 8:00 pm by Popperz

HAHA!

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Jul 12,2017 8:00 pm by Shaw505

nevermind,... it's POINTLESS!!!! lol!

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